In Stone

Woman recently told us that too many people take her "from granite."  (for granted?)

Royal Law

In a document actually drafted by a lawyer, a contract referred to:

"A good faith jester"

Maybe gesture?

So Much Simpler Than a Waiver ...

 

For all of those who think that you need a waiver to limit your liability, let me introduce to you our new simple and elegant solution:

Our NOT RESPONBL FOR ACEDENTS signs.  

It works especially well if you put it near a rock or junk pile.