Observations from Washington State

My friend Clint Morgan, a partner at the Morgan Hill law firm in Olympia, Washington, came up with some of his clients' best stuff:

• A consult wanted me to sue another party for "declamation of character."
• A domestic violence victim presented to the court evidence to the court that she was "altercated."
• Many of my clients are in "agreeance" with with the other party.