Clients Say The Funniest Things, Part Two

Some more quotes:

• A man said, "The insurance company said our policy collapsed. We never got no notice it collapsed!"
• A lady said that her agreement was in "verbal writing."
• A man said he read of a legal case where a lady had made "deflammatory acquisitions" and was ordered by the judge to make "restitory" statements.
• A man wondered why his neighbors in a road dispute did not get a "cist and deceased" order (cease and desist).
• A subcontractor had not been paid, but said he had signed a "waive liener." (Lien waiver)
• A man urged his brother to sign a medical power of attorney, because he was sure his brother would not want to be in a "vegetarian state."